Get your very own boxed Kaz – all wrapped up in fantastic plastic!
Something a bit more clubby? Neon Kaz is the doll for you!
Yes I’ve been having fun with photoshop today – want to send me your own artistic attempts! The best ones I’ll publish!
Kaz X
Hi Guys – I’ve listed some of my shoes and clotehs for sell on this blog:
http://letusclotheyou.blogspot.com/2010/08/our-new-model-kaz.html
Don’t see anything you like? Just ask!
There are lots of other models selling their second hand clothing too – have a peek!
Kaz X
Here’s the link!
These were my results below – what will yours be? Take the quiz!
Liberal Democrats:
56%
UK Independence Party:
45%
Green Party:
43%
Here are 10 good reasons to vote Libdem at the next election on May 6th! If you want to learn more please visit their website – see below.
Lib dem pledge to:
*cut rail fares…
*reduce classroom sizes
*abolish tuition fees
*protect post offices and local shops
*build starter homes & implement safe start mortgages to help first time buyers get on the market
*make households more green to save energy and money
*3000 more police on the beat
*scrap ID cards
*reduce overcrowding in prisons by rehabilitating offenders
*allow asylum seekers to work so they are not reliant on benefits
More information about their policies and campaigns are available at www.libdems.org.uk
I recently had the pleasure of being invited down to Brit Asia TV to act in one of their new shows “Hooked Up” For any of you who remember Blind Date – Hooked up is a spoof of the old show! I got to play one of the three “lovely ladies” and was lucky enough to be selected by the star Rishig! He played the part of a total nerd who lived with his Mum and spotted trains and was so funny I had to contain myself at times!
Then we were whisked off to the restaurant for our date but sadly there were no caviar and oysters!
Despite the lack of needless extravagants, I did have an amazing experience and enjoyed working with the crew and cast who are a fantastic bunch that I hope to meet again.
Stay tuned to find out when this will be airing on Brit Asia!
First he walked out on his wife and kids.
Then he began to bleat about how he was the victim in all this. That he was drove to drastic measures by the cruel existence he was forced to live by always being in his vacuous wives’ shadow. And just to really make sure the loyal fans would swear their allegiance to him, he crowed about how despicable his wife was for moving on so quickly to another lover when he was still in mourning. He could not even begin to consider being with another woman, for his heart was cleft in twain!
Poor Peter, poor shining prince – arms full of sobbing children, his heart on his sleeve for all to pity….to bleed for, to love!
There are armies of fawning housewives and besotted single mothers convinced that now Prince Peter is on the market once more, they might just win their prince who will resuce them from poverty and single parent-dom! Or at least that’s what Team Pete and the rest of the PR team would have you think.
Because as I understand it, there are many that cannot actually see that this guy is as transparent as a harlots petticoat on her wedding night. There are many that do not realise the hours of preparation and calculated planning that goes into everyone of Pete’s tear jerking interviews. His management must be making a mint!
Then enter stage left – a weeping damsel (Maddy Ford) clutches her bosom and declares her heart is broken! She has been wooed by the prince, bedded, then thrust from the royal bed and discarded like a soggy tissue!
‘But Maddy how can this be?’ Cry the public.
‘Our Prince has assured us on more than one occasion (less than a thousand – possibly) that he was so desperate with grief he could not even consider…. oh!’
And as the prince’s shining halo began to slip from his crown the maidens wept and beat there chests declaring that he could not be their true god because his halo was no longer shining. And the Prince smiled his charming smile which dazzled like pearls, and he told the crowds they must believe he was their true god because the false god known as Team Katie was evil and had sinned!
He told the crowds in form of a modern and extremely dull column that he was being made a victim once more. That this evil temptress Maddy Ford had come to test him, and whilst he had done his best to be honest she had betrayed him like a Judas spreading her tales far and wide!
And the Princes’ vizier’s Team Pete stepped up to the pillar and rubbed and polished, tweaked and manipulated until once more the halo was shining and intact, and glowed like the brightest star in the sky.
Weary now, and even more heartbroken and forlorn at these doubters Prince Pete declared “I do know how to pick them!”
And once more the housewives and the single mothers rejoiced at the return of their prince, and Team Pete collected their sacks of gold and passed go and a good time was had by all! At least by all of those who reaped great treasures and sold many false icons in the consfusion!
But where will this tale end? Will there will a reunion of lovers? Tales of vengeance and duals? A battle to the death between two sparring lovers?
Well as much as I hate the quash the hopes of thousands; I’m placing my bets upon a few more utterly bland and pointless singles being released (if we are really unlucky – an entire album worth!) yet more mind numbing reality shows over whether Peter or Katie has the biggest bum and whether a 3 year old should be allowed to wear nail varnish or not, a few more kiss and tells from an eclectic melody of jilted lovers, heartbroken damsels and fame hungry whores, and quite possibly a few more autobiographies detailing how hard it is to be a fabulously rich and utterly beautiful celebrity in this cruel judging world!
Fabbo – can’t wait!
For several years now grown ups have been asking me why I am wasting my Media Writing degree and doing modelling when I could be putting the world to rights (or at least commenting on it in a more mainstream and conformative capacity… which is what they really mean …. ! I staunchly believe that not everyone has anything interesting to write about until they have experienced a bit of life themselves and I have certainly done that these past few years!
Another significant factor that lead me away from mainstream journalism was the ambulance chasing/character assassinating attitudes adopted by a broad percentage of the press. Whilst I like to perceive myself as a very liberal minded person, I do have strong opinions on certain topics, and resolutely believe that individuals should NOT be persecuted for issues such as sexual orientation, race, career choice, lifestyle, sexual practice (if all legal and consensual)or religion (same ethics apply – ‘harm to none’) Sadly much of the popular press is contradictory and hypocritical with those who are targeted becoming victims to campaigns geared towards making money….. At the centre of these grand debates we have stars who are too fat/too skinny, too ugly – or have had too much surgery. Others are too religious, too close minded or perhaps too open in the views and considered “loose” with their morals. Whilst the free press is a great thing, the contradictions and benevolent sanctimony that prevails is a sad reflection of a British society that yearns for stardom or freedom, yet condemns those who dare to think and exist beyond the confines of acquiescence. Of course to parody this, one could reason that too condemn those who maintain this view and suggest that the press should not operate in this manner – would in fact be little more than hypocrits themselves to suggest that the media modify and regulate it’s disposition. And of course to take away the freedom of the press, in many ways is to take away our power.
There is a flow and formula to our media which works on a balance of utter bullshit, propaganda (akin to the former but more cleverly designed and marketed) some bias and a little fact, and now due to the increasing success of social networking – the opinion of the individual! This can be argued back and forth and evidence argued down to the opinions of those concerned – but as Star Trek’s Commander Tuvok once said “You can use logic to justify anything”. But paramount to this – we have the freedom to argue this and decide as individuals in what we believe is right….
Now here is where I believe that becoming a mainstream tabloid journalist or presenter may contradict this…
Most publications and broadcasters, whether broadsheet press, tabloid or gutter tv – have their own angle and stance on social and political matters. To write for X paper is to be right wing, to write for X mag is to believe that the sexually adventurous are immoral and corrupt. Whilst writing is often associated with freedom of belief and self expression, to write for a corporation or body is not to express oneself but to conform to a generally held consensus formed by that body. This is of course not freedom of the press but another form social control, glammed up to look as if it is self expression and fed to the public in bite size pieces throughout their education and worklife.
Whilst I can thoroughly understand why there are those that either agree with this, or buy into it….If I were to adopt this approach I would feel untrue, as if I was sacrificing my ethics and beliefs on a far greater scale than earning a living from shedding a few articles of clothing and sharing the love! But live and let live they say.
For me it is a greater position to speak freely and publish only the beliefs that are mine and without hatred, For others who must adopt certain angles I am sure that for them being photographed unclothed or behaving intimately in a semi-public capacity would fill them with abject horror, and lead them to feel as if they had sold their soul.
In that lies the difference in humanity and whilst I seek not to judge, I chose not to be part of that which does not define me, or allow me the right to liberal thought.
When this conclusion is acknowledged a great many doors open and I maintain that for many it is a far better thing to sacrifice your body than your mind, and freedom of expression.
In my lifespan – if I am able to entice individuals to be more liberal and accepting of others, to me that is far worthier than reporting on scandal and sleaze and banking a few hundred thousand from other people’s misery.
If I am to report upon a topic or individual or matter then it is considered at length, challenged by my own devils advocate and eventually concluded based on facts and my own ethics, influenced by the role models who have inspired me. It is not created from ignorance or a desire to sell papers. But that is my choice, and to depreciate any other would be to call question upon my own.
In celebration of the right to express ourselves as individuals (outside of libel and all that jazz) I encourage you to leave your comments.
With thanks.
Kaz B
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Hi I am still looking for people with interesting real life stories to share.
A list of the week’s most requested stories – and how much you could earn for them!
If any of the below requests apply to you, or someone you know, get in touch!
The photo that changed my life! – Do you have a picture which means more to you than any other? Does it capture the moment your life changed forever? Perhaps it’s a picture of you in your bikini overweight which you hate – but it forced you to shed the pounds and turn your life around. Or maybe you caught your partner cheating – on camera? Do you suffer with a disfigurement or scarring from a severe injury – but a certain picture made you realise how beautiful you are? Email me with your pics.
Price guide – You are likely to get between £300 – £2000 for this story or similar
THIS WEEK’S MOST SOUGHT AFTER STORY –
I caught mum in bed – with my man! – Did you catch your partner – with the one person you never thought he could cheat on you with?
Price guide – You are likely to get between £800 – £2000 for this story or similar
Wedding/ Honeymoon disaster – is there a shocking reason why your wedding or honeymoon turned out to be a complete nightmare? The more dramatic and unusual the reason the higher your fee will be
Price guide – You are likely to get between £600 – £1000 for this story or similar
Victim to heroine – we are looking for inspirational stories of women who have been the victim of crime but refused to give up. The offender must have been convicted in court
Price guide – You are likely to get between £600 – £2000 for this story or similar
My husband dumped me by email/ text message! – After years of marriage did your partner tell you it was over via an email or text message? Or perhaps there was another extremely insensitive way he broke the news?
Price guide – £400 -£1200
Please e-mail for more information.
Hi Guys just a quick warning – it appears Jon white is once again crawling around the scene. Thus far his attempts to intimidate and harass me have prooven ineffective due to his usual marked lack of intelligence.
However -I urge anyone taking on spanking shoots with companies or persons unknown to them – especially in the Brighton area to be on their guard, as there have been several reported incidents of similar severity that happened to me .
At a shoot organised and run by by Jon White I was assaulted along with 2 other girls and beaten with canes *, leading me with cuts and bruises covering over 70 % or my rear and legs which took over 2 weeks to heal. This incident was of course reported to the police who took further action.
* Whilst some models might attend a spanking shoot to be caned this behaviour was in direct violation of the agreement which stated that only a light hand spanking would take place, and no marks left on my skin!
Jon white’s websites were shut down by the police during the previous action and I’m happy to supply copies of my correspondance with Sussex police and photographic evidence of harm done to myself to anyone who wishes to see it.
