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Recent Nutricat campaign – my cats thought it was just puuuurfect (sorry couldn’t resist the lame pun!)

December 2nd, 2011

I was recently asked to trial and review vetinary approved cat food – Nutricat. I enjoy spreading the word about good quality products, and the my brood of Seven kitties are always eager to be on the taste panel if it involves scrummy food!

So I set the Nutricat taste challenge to find out if my fussy gourmet loving felines approved. You can see the video here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-LsOqdfoOs&feature=g-upl

Reasons many cats & their owners prefer Nutricat:

It’s vetinary approved.
It’s formulated to provide a blend of protein, minerals and fibre for all your cat’s needs.
It doesn’t contain any artificial colours or flavours
You can pick it up at your local Tesco’s store
There are 4 flavours to choose from whether your cat prefers poultry or is more of a fish fan.

So there are you are – buy some for your cat if he could do with a bit of a boost, or if you are a cat lover but don’t own a cat why don’t you buy a bag to donate to your local Cat’s Protection Society. You can even qualify for tax relief if you make a donation. See here for more details:

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p://www.cats.org.uk/news/leave-a-gift-to-cats-protection-and-benefit-from-a-tax-break

If you have a worthy cause or interesting product or idea you want to shout about – drop me a message with some details and I’ll see what I can do.

TweetMartyr: #10 tips on how to become a pseudo social media guru! #RT

October 2nd, 2011

TweetMartyr

10 Top ways to gain pseudo credibility on Twitter. as a social media expert!

1. Inform fellow twits that they are clueless and their tweetings will not only lose them follower but will result in career suicide!
And possibly actually suicide.

2. Tell them the correct way to go about things, either by stating the obvious and recommending well known twit apps or telling them to follow you – the MASTER! Even better spam them your shit and let these useless minions know that they are nothing without you! Success will only be achieved by visiting your site and purchasing your latest book on social networking/twitter/(insert latest buzzword.)

3. If they aren’t buying it – confuse them! They are bound to think you’re an expert then! Anything to do with lists, trending or hashtags is a good start…if the confusion doesn’t set in it should at least lull them to sleep.

4. Not working? Try a bit of scaremongering, tweet about scambots, fakes and how google will take over the world and feast upon their bloody carcuses, then their unworthy souls….unless they listen very carefully to what you have to say……

5. Make yourself look superior to other self proclaimed social networking guru’s and SM sites by isolating the enemy and disparaging them frequently – ie ‘facebook are spying on you on the loo and eat small children for breakfast.’ We’re all doomed!

6. Make a sterotypical and insulting list, which attempts to pidgeon hole every twitter user into a category. This is guaranteed to make them feel small and worthless and worship your almighty omnipotent power mwahahahaha! This will make you seem like a guru of social pyschology….or some other bullshit!

7.Be totally humourless at all times. People are bound to take you seriously. If not unfollow them.

8. Advise others AGAINST promoting their businesses. There is no room in the twitterverse for you and these insufferable twits! Be sure to spam as much of your shit as possible though, every now and again, re-word it and re hash it as new expert advice. No one will notice, they are to busy tweeting about which toilet paper to use.

9.Advise people on what they should and shouldn’t do for best twitter practises, the aim here to is ensure that their future tweets are devoid of any kind of personality, opinion or charisma. Yours will be a shining beacon in comparison – you ghastly cad you! Oh and always tell them to retweet you, but also inform them that as they are not experts they should not ask for retweets. It looks needy and pathetic.

10. Remind everyone how fabulous you are & how they would be lost without your advice! Impress upon them that for only £19.99 they can suscribe to your pearls of wisdom via newsletter and cease to be an utter failure (almost). In fact, if they buy the book/cd/course they might even be nearly as great an expert as you one day. Although probably not.

By Kaz B Actress/observer/social commentator/guru in subterfuge & propaganda/pyschologist of incredulous inanity/master of *BFM

Follow me at www.twitter.com/KazBxx for more of my slightly bizarre and absurd commentary.

#RT!

*Bovine faecal matter.

Martial arts one of the best ways to keep fit & London’s Martialfitnesspt.co.uk can tailor you a programme to suit your needs.

September 18th, 2011

Hey Peeps,

I’m making a return to martial arts. Not only is it a fantastic way to keep yourself in shape, but it can give you the much needed confidence to deal with any potential situation.

I think every female should study some kind of martial arts and Mark from Martialfitnesspt can offer you various styles of training from Kung fu through to kickboxing. And for those who also want to tone and hone their physique he also offers personal training.

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I hope you enjoyed reading this guys and please contact Mark to discuss your personal programme.

For now Sayonara!

Kaz X

Prime Minister David Cameron -”we will not allow a culture of fear to exist on our streets.”

August 10th, 2011

In his Downing Street statement David Cameron addressed the nations concern by taking a strong stance against rioters.

He informed the nation that:

*16,000 police are making a presence on the streets of London.

*There have been a total of 750 arrests in London since Saturday.

*There will be many more arrests using footage from close circuit cameras.

*He addresses the problem with gangs in Britain and a lack of respect in our country.

*He speaks with disgust of children as young as 12 and 13 looting and laughing at an injured man who looters pretend to help and then rob.

*He promises that full measures will be taken to help businesses affected, to rebuild communities and shops, to make sure the homeless are rehoused and to help the local authorities in all ways that are necessary.

*He speculates on punishments for those involved and speaks of a tough approach being needed, as well as applauding those that have supported the police in their investigations”

It is for the courts to sentence but I would expect anyone convicted of violent disorder will be sent to prison.
We needed a fight back and a fight back is under way.
We have seen the worst of Britain but I also believe we have seen some of the best of Britain: the million people who have signed up on Facebook to support the police; communities coming together in the clean-up operations.

He continues:

This continued violence is simply not acceptable and it will be stopped.
We will not put up with this in our country, we will not allow a culture of fear to exist on our streets.
Let me be clear, at Cobra this morning we agreed full contingency planning is going ahead.
Whatever resources the police need they will get, whatever tactics police feel they need to employ, they will have legal backing to do so.

We will do whatever is necessary to restore law and order on to our streets.
Every contingency is being looked at, nothing is off the table.
The police are already authorised to use baton rounds and we agreed at Cobra that while they are not currently needed, we now have in place contingency plans for water cannon to be available at 24 hours’ notice.

See the full statement on the Telegraph website:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8693134/UK-riots-David-Camerons-statement-in-full.html

With the injured toll swiftly rising, and another 3 men killed in Birmingham’s Winson Green for protecting their community, Cameron’s assurances have come at a much needed time.

With Facebook and other social networking groups stepping in to clean up the debris and vowing to protect their communities, it must be reassuring to many that there are many decent people in Britain.

Summary: The message is clear force can and will be taken needed to restore law and order with police given the order to use water canons, batons and plastic bullets.

Perhaps we as a nation can feel safer in our homes, in our places of work and on the street knowing that the police are armed and ready to take action against serious crimes.

10 things to do tonight instead of Looting!

August 9th, 2011

Bored and tempted to loot and pillage? Do you really want to spend a long stretch sharing a cell with nutters and eating porridge whilst keeping your butt securely to the wall (unless you like that in which case a gay club has a much nicer vibe!)

1. Have sex! Should you not have a partner or significant other, try to convince a friend to become a friend with benefits; failing this, push the boat out, book an escort.
2. Have a good old fashioned wank. Or seven. In fact lets have a little competition! Send in your scores on the back of a postcard :-D
3. Watch some porn! Don’t have any porn? Go get some! No, not looting – from the internet you plonker!
4. Watch some porn… whilst having a wank! Note: see 2 & 3, above
5. Why not make a little video of yourself on your phone (Ideally not looting/showing off your loot!) see also 1, 2 and 4 above!
6. Post a video on youtube, redtube or other as appropriate! (see also 5 above – promotion for you to use!
7. Smoke some blow, play some tunes and revel in what a chilled out mofo you are.
8. Laugh at morons posting videos of their stolen goods on social networking sites.
9. Read some sex blogs, have a go at writing your own erotic scenarios.
10. Edit the wikipedia entry for ‘Looting’

Super special secret Number “11″ Write your own list of top ten things to do instead of looting!

National disgrace. A commentary on the destructive national Riots

August 9th, 2011

It’s been a tough few years for Britain and we have faced hard times among the job cuts, high unemployment, and the banking fiasco’s.

It is no wonder that as a nation we feel angry and that many feel that the government are responsible for this decline and hardship.

Many youngsters are angry because their future looks bleak. They face a future without employment or education and no prospects. It is easy to see how the situation has gotten out of control. Youngsters have been let down by the goverment, schools and their parents.

But there is never any justification for violence. It does not solve anything and harsh punishments should be mandatory for those involved in arson, muggings and violence.

The rioting will worst effect the small independant businesses who are targetted and unable to get back on their feet, the firefighters who are risking their lives in this mindless arson, and those needing police assistance or a paramedic and are unable to be assisted in time with the fire and police departments tied up in this heinious matter.

Lives will be lost, and businesses and livelyhoods will be destroyed. The millions of pounds worth of damage caused in the big cities will no doubt be billed to the taxpayers once again, whose resources have been already over stretched by bailing out the banks and benefits fraudsters.

The big chain stores will most likely tackle their losses by penalising the consumer and raising their price tags.

So what should the goverment be thinking about once this is over?

They have completely lost touch with the youths of Britain and need to address this, but also highlight that violent crimes will not be tolerated.

Furthermore they also need to address a national feeling of apathy. More emphasis should be put on training for the unemployed and those with low incomes. Schools should put more emphasis on teaching business skills and actual usuable skills that will help in the workplace.
Practical and creative workshops across the Uk would benefit scores of people looking to return to or start work.

Instead of custodial sentences for youths committing more minor crimes (which results in them often returning to society more corrupt after a spell in prisons full of dangerous criminals, at the expense of the taxpayer) the government should look at alternative sentences which focus on more useful community service and making offenders attend pratical skills classes, as well as being shown the suffering they have caused to individuals.

In times so hard, we should all stick together as a community and pool our resources and skills. We should not let prejudice or racism guide us. We should use logic and not allow ourselves to be controlled by our angered emotions. We need to work with one another for change, and not make excuses for gangs who use the death of a gang member who opened fire as justification for theft and destruction.

Prime Minister David Cameron speaks out:

“We will do everything necessary to restore law and order to Britain’s streets and make them safe for the law-abiding.

“More than 16,000 oficers will be on London streets by Wednesday.

“At least 450 people have been arrested so far.”

“You will feel the full force of the law!”

Source:

My thoughts go out to all those who have been affected and the firefighters and police who risk their lives to keep us safe.

If you have been affected by the riots or know someone who could use some help you may find the following link useful:

http://www.moneyhighstreet.com/home-insurance-news/england-riots-help-for-homes-and-businesses/

If you want to take part in assisting your local community in the aftermath you may find the following sites useful.

London:

Birmingham:

Or why not check the web to see if their is a group in yoru area, and if not start your own!

Stay safe peeps!

Signing out – Kaz B

Young man forced to handover clothes to looter in Birmingham

Steam! Audio sample

August 2nd, 2011

Remember this group?

little bop -anyone remember this? E17!

Kaz & Crystel cam chat

August 1st, 2011

kaz crystel webcam and video audio

Latest Movie Projects and updates

June 4th, 2011

Hey Guys and Girls

I hope you have been enjoying this glorious sunshine and have been making the most of the long balmy days.

I may have been a little quiet recently as I have been working on various projects and have some exciting things in the pipeline.

I am delighted to be working with an independant production company on some contraversial horror movies, inspired by grindhouse and the video nasties of the 70′s and 80′s. Having spent a great deal of my childhood peeking out from the sofa at these (yes this could explain my warped sense of humour!) I am ecstatic to be involved in these! During production and filming the plot and details must all remain top secret, but one thing I can tell you is that it will be gory!

That leads me to ask all fans of horror and gore – what is your all time favourite horror movie? It can be a video nasty or it can be a more recent horror film. On my list are ‘Night of the Living Dead’ ‘The Ring’ ‘Poltergeist’ (although arguably more a paranormal film) ‘Seven’ ‘The Grudge’ and ‘I am Legend’.

I have also been asked to help in finding an exotic looking (brunette/black hair) female who has an interest in acting in horror movies, so if that sounds like you, or someone you know then please get in touch!.

I am also very much looking forward to my studio recording day in July. One of my subs and very good friend presented me with the wonderful gift of a studio recording day. At present I am working on a shortlist of songs that I wish to cover so watch this space!

Catch you later!
Kaz X

Lovehoney Wishlist

May 1st, 2011

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