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The Cheese and Wine Song

I penned a little ditty for Bojo and crew, based on Cliff Richards Mistletoe and Wine. Maybe we can all sing this on Christmas and have a good old knees-up!

Glad his little girl was born safely today though. Anyway – let’s get on with it…..

Get it down ya Son!

The man’s on the brink, needing a drink

The news has passed, our patience is thinning

Socially distanced, now we’re in the know

He’s under pressure, it’s starting to show

Christmas time drinking cheese with wine

Secret party, jobs on the line

They say he’s a liar, but would you agree?

Breeding like bunnies in his family

A time for thieving, a time for scheming

A time for PR and some deceiving

Allegra’s laughter, it was a disaster

Party’s over, so is her master

Christmas time drinking cheese with wine

Secret party, jobs on the line

They say he’s a liar, but would you agree?

Breeding like bunnies in his family

Party time (Silent night)

Camembert and wine (Holy night)

Must have had headphones on all night

Receipts on the fire, donations on the tree

Christmas is on, no chance of Plan B!

Back to chorus – 

Christmas time, drinking cheese with wine

Secret party, jobs on the line

They say he’s a liar, but would you agree?

Breeding like bunnies in his family

Kaz B

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