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Hollywood here I come….

April 29th, 2010

….ok so I may have exaggerated a little but I did get the opportunity to appear in a film noire this week that is being produced by student directors at Birmingham university.  I’m starting to build a CV of non adult projects and have found that I have a passion for acting! My showreel should be available soon.

This week I have also been busy making custom video’s but managed to find some time to bounce away on the wii fit  – the extreme sports game has had me ducking, jumping and diving all over the place!When I did the bodytest I gasped when I saw I had gone up 1 pound…then I felt a tail tickle my leg and realised my cat Piskie had come and mad herself comfortable on the balance board – phew!

I have also been keeping up with my favourite show – ‘Supernatural’ and now looking for more sci-fi now I have finished Dollhouse and Star Trek Voyager.  I am also loving the new Dr Who which has exceeded my expectations! Being a massive fan of David Tennant (at least as the Doctor) I initially  wondered how any other actor would fill his boots but have been pleasantly surprised with Matt Smith’s acting abilities and moments of comic genius…..

The Doctor: “Didn’t anyone ever tell you, there’s one thing you never put in a trap if you’re smart? If you value your continued existence. If you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there’s one thing you never ever put in a trap.”
Bob/Weeping Angel: “And what would be that be, sir?”
The Doctor: “Me!”

His character developed considerably in the last weeping angels episode and I look forward to more moments of hilarity from the new Doctor and his lovely assistant Ms Pond.

In fact the only let down was the new breed of daleks that resemble vacuum cleaners and are about as scary as a small weeping child or a yorkshire terrier with a sore toe! I did however enjoy the Doctor’s improvisation with a jammy dodger biscuit  which he bluffed was a remote to an explosive device that he would use to rid the world of daleks once and for all!

What do you think of the new Doctor Who? Your comments on this subject are welcome.

How should you vote in the general election? Quiz

April 15th, 2010

These were my results below – what will yours be? Take the quiz!

Liberal Democrats:
56%
UK Independence Party:

45%
Green Party:

43%

Vote for a fairer Britain and a brighter future by voting Libdem!

April 7th, 2010

Here are 10 good reasons to vote Libdem at the next election on May 6th! If you want to learn more please visit their website – see below.

Lib dem pledge to:

*cut rail fares
*reduce classroom sizes
*abolish tuition fees
*protect post offices and local shops
*build starter homes & implement safe start mortgages to help first time buyers get on the market
*make households more green to save energy and money
*3000 more police on the beat
*scrap ID cards
*reduce overcrowding in prisons by rehabilitating offenders
*allow asylum seekers to work so they are not reliant on benefits

More information about their policies and campaigns are available at www.libdems.org.uk

Kaz on Brit Asia

April 7th, 2010

I recently had the pleasure of being invited down to Brit Asia TV to act in one of their new shows “Hooked Up” For any of you who remember Blind Date  – Hooked up is a spoof of the old show! I got to play one of the three “lovely ladies” and was lucky enough to be selected by the star Rishig! He played the part of a total nerd who lived with his Mum and spotted trains and was so funny I had to contain myself at times!

Then we were whisked off to the restaurant for our date but sadly there were no caviar and oysters!

Despite the lack of needless extravagants, I did have an amazing experience and enjoyed working with the crew and cast who are a fantastic bunch that I hope to meet again.

Stay tuned to find out when this will be airing on Brit Asia!

P.R. Prince Peter Pulls A Smooth One (and Team PR step in!)

March 12th, 2010

First he walked out on his wife and kids.

Then he began to bleat about how he was the victim in all this. That he was drove to drastic measures by the cruel existence he was forced to live by always being in his vacuous wives’ shadow. And just to really make sure the loyal fans would swear their allegiance to him, he crowed about how despicable his wife was for moving on so quickly to another lover when he was still in mourning. He could not even begin to consider being with another woman, for his heart was cleft in twain!

 

Poor Peter, poor shining prince – arms full of sobbing children, his heart on his sleeve for all to pity….to bleed for, to love!

There are armies of fawning housewives and besotted single mothers convinced that now Prince Peter is on the market once more, they might just win their prince who will resuce them from poverty and single parent-dom! Or at least that’s what Team Pete and the rest of the PR team would have you think.

 

Because as I understand it, there are many that cannot actually see that this guy is as transparent as a harlots petticoat on her wedding night. There are many that do not realise the hours of preparation and calculated planning that goes into everyone of Pete’s tear jerking interviews. His management must be making a mint!

 

Then enter stage left – a weeping damsel (Maddy Ford) clutches her bosom and declares her heart is broken! She has been wooed by the prince, bedded, then thrust from the royal bed and discarded like a soggy tissue!

 

‘But Maddy how can this be?’ Cry the public.

‘Our Prince has assured us on more than one occasion (less than a thousand – possibly) that he was so desperate with grief he could not even consider…. oh!’

 

And as the prince’s shining halo began to slip from his crown the maidens wept and beat there chests declaring that he could not be their true god because his halo was no longer shining. And the Prince smiled his charming smile which dazzled like pearls, and he told the crowds they must believe he was their true god because the false god known as Team Katie was evil and had sinned!

 

 

He told the crowds in form of a modern and extremely dull column that he was being made a victim once more. That this evil temptress Maddy Ford had come to test him, and whilst he had done his best to be honest she had betrayed him like a Judas spreading her tales far and wide!

And the Princes’ vizier’s Team Pete stepped up to the pillar and rubbed and polished, tweaked and manipulated until once more the halo was shining and intact, and glowed like the brightest star in the sky.

 

Weary now, and even more heartbroken and forlorn at these doubters Prince Pete declared “I do know how to pick them!”

 

And once more the housewives and the single mothers rejoiced at the return of their prince, and Team Pete collected their sacks of gold and passed go and a good time was had by all! At least by all of those who reaped great treasures and sold many false icons in the consfusion!

 

But where will this tale end? Will there will a reunion of lovers? Tales of vengeance and duals? A battle to the death between two sparring lovers?

 

Well as much as I hate the quash the hopes of thousands; I’m placing my bets upon a few more utterly bland and pointless singles being released (if we are really unlucky – an entire album worth!) yet more mind numbing reality shows over whether Peter or Katie has the biggest bum and whether a 3 year old should be allowed to wear nail varnish or not, a few more kiss and tells from an eclectic melody of jilted lovers, heartbroken damsels and fame hungry whores, and quite possibly a few more autobiographies detailing how hard it is to be a fabulously rich and utterly beautiful celebrity in this cruel judging world!

 

Fabbo – can’t wait!

Which is the greater evil? Porn modelling or journalism? A critique.

March 12th, 2010

For several years now grown ups have been asking me why I am wasting my Media Writing degree and doing modelling when I could be putting the world to rights (or at least commenting on it in a more mainstream and conformative capacity… which is what they really mean …. ! I staunchly believe that not everyone has anything interesting to write about until they have experienced a bit of life themselves and I have certainly done that these past few years!

Another significant factor that lead me away from mainstream journalism was the ambulance chasing/character assassinating attitudes adopted by a broad percentage of the press. Whilst I like to perceive myself as a very liberal minded person, I do have strong opinions on certain topics,  and resolutely believe that individuals should NOT be persecuted for issues such as sexual orientation, race, career choice, lifestyle, sexual practice (if all legal and consensual)or religion (same ethics apply – ‘harm to none’) Sadly much of the popular press is contradictory and hypocritical with those who are targeted becoming victims to campaigns geared towards making money….. At the centre of these grand debates we have stars who are too fat/too skinny, too ugly – or have had too much surgery. Others are too religious, too close minded or perhaps too open in the views and considered “loose” with their morals. Whilst the free press is a great thing, the contradictions and benevolent sanctimony that prevails is a sad reflection of a British society that yearns for stardom or freedom, yet condemns those who dare to think and exist beyond the confines of acquiescence. Of course to parody this, one could reason that too condemn those who maintain this view and suggest that the press should not operate in this manner – would in fact be little more than hypocrits themselves to suggest that the media modify and regulate it’s disposition. And of course to take away the freedom of the press, in many ways is to take away our power.

There is a flow and formula to our media which works on a balance of utter bullshit,  propaganda (akin to the former but more cleverly designed and marketed) some bias and a little fact, and now due to the increasing success of social networking – the opinion of the individual! This can be argued back and forth and evidence argued down to the opinions of those concerned – but as Star Trek’s Commander Tuvok once said “You can use logic to justify anything”. But paramount to this – we have the freedom to argue this and decide as individuals in what we believe is right….

Now here is where I believe that becoming a mainstream tabloid journalist or presenter may contradict this…

Most publications and broadcasters, whether broadsheet press, tabloid or gutter tv – have their own angle and stance on social and political matters. To write for X paper is to be right wing, to write for X mag is to believe that the sexually adventurous are immoral and corrupt. Whilst writing is often associated with freedom of belief and self expression, to write for a corporation or body is not to express oneself but to conform to a generally held consensus formed by that body. This is of course not freedom of the press but another form social control, glammed up to look as if it is self expression and fed to the public in bite size pieces throughout their education and worklife.

Whilst I can thoroughly understand why there are those that either agree with this, or buy into it….If I were to adopt this approach I would feel untrue, as if I was sacrificing my ethics and beliefs on a far greater scale than earning a living from shedding a few articles of clothing and sharing the love! But live and let live they say.

For me it is a greater position to speak freely and publish only the beliefs that are mine and without hatred, For others who must adopt certain angles I am sure that for them being photographed unclothed or behaving intimately in a semi-public capacity would fill them with abject horror, and lead them to feel as if they had sold their soul.

In that lies the difference in humanity and whilst I seek not to judge, I chose not to be part of that which does not define me, or allow me the right to liberal thought.

When this conclusion is acknowledged a great many doors open and I maintain that for many it is a far better thing to sacrifice your body than your mind, and freedom of expression.

In my lifespan – if I am able to entice individuals to be more liberal and accepting of others, to me that is far worthier than reporting on scandal and sleaze and banking a few hundred thousand from other people’s misery.

If I am to report upon a topic or individual or matter then it is considered  at length, challenged by my own devils advocate and eventually concluded based on facts and my own ethics, influenced by the role models  who have inspired me. It is not created from ignorance or a desire to sell papers. But that is my choice, and to depreciate any other would be to call question upon my own.

In celebration of the right to express ourselves as individuals (outside of libel and all that jazz) I encourage you to leave your comments.

With thanks.

Kaz B

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Looking for your true life stories and articles for popular magazines

March 8th, 2010

Hi I am still looking for people with interesting real life stories to share.

A list of the week’s most requested stories – and how much you could earn for them!

If any of the below requests apply to you, or someone you know, get in touch!

The photo that changed my life!Do you have a picture which means more to you than any other? Does it capture the moment your life changed forever? Perhaps it’s a picture of you in your bikini overweight which you hate – but it forced you to shed the pounds and turn your life around. Or maybe you caught your partner cheating – on camera? Do you suffer with a disfigurement or scarring from a severe injury – but a certain picture made you realise how beautiful you are? Email me with your pics.

Price guide – You are likely to get between £300 – £2000 for this story or similar

 

THIS WEEK’S MOST SOUGHT AFTER STORY –

 

I caught mum in bed – with my man!  – Did you catch your partner – with the one person you never thought he could cheat on you with?

 

Price guide – You are likely to get between £800 – £2000 for this story or similar

Wedding/ Honeymoon disasteris there a shocking reason why your wedding or honeymoon turned out to be a complete nightmare? The more dramatic and unusual the reason the higher your fee will be

Price guide – You are likely to get between £600 – £1000 for this story or similar

Victim to heroine – we are looking for inspirational stories of women who have been the victim of crime but refused to give up. The offender must have been convicted in court

Price guide – You are likely to get between £600 – £2000 for this story or similar

My husband dumped me by email/ text message!After years of marriage did your partner tell you it was over via an email or text message? Or perhaps there was another extremely insensitive way he broke the news?

Price guide – £400 -£1200

Please e-mail for more information.

Jon White warning – spanking

February 8th, 2010

Hi Guys just a quick warning – it appears Jon white is once again crawling around the scene. Thus far his attempts to intimidate and harass me have prooven ineffective due to his usual marked lack of intelligence.

However -I urge anyone taking on spanking shoots with companies or persons unknown to them – especially in the Brighton area to be on their guard, as there have been several reported incidents of similar severity that happened to me .

At a shoot organised and run by by Jon White I was assaulted along with 2 other girls and beaten with canes *, leading me with cuts and bruises covering over 70 % or my rear and legs which took over 2 weeks to heal. This incident was of course reported to the police who took further action.

* Whilst some models might attend a spanking shoot to be caned this behaviour was in direct violation of the agreement which stated that only a light hand spanking would take place, and no marks left on my skin!

Jon white’s websites were shut down by the police during the previous action and I’m happy to supply copies of my correspondance with Sussex police and photographic evidence of harm done to myself to anyone who wishes to see it.

Snuggly bed & Sci-fi VS Extreme Challenges. Is there room for both? Oh yes!!!

January 27th, 2010

The nights may be long and cold but what better excuse to give yourself a good pampering or snuggle up with some skinny cow hot chocolate and some awesome sci-fi!

This winter I have been enjoying the Dr Who specials despite being devastated at the loss of David Tennant, The Doll House – more brilliance from Joss Whedon – maker of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel and more Star Trek Voyager! It’s no wonder my dreams are a chaotic world of secret agents,  borg technology and demons from the deep!

I have but a few episodes of Star Trek Voyager left, 1 episode of the Dolls House – ever! (why do they always cancel the great things in life!) I’ve also watched both series of True Blood and now started on Firefly so need some suggestions for new series to watch please! Don’t worry I do have a life really, despite the major geekiness as I usually tend to watch them on my i-pod whilst travelling or before bedtime. Honest guvnor! ;)

Well if that had you concerned – being a life long fan of Barbie my next mission is to get to work on re-conditioning a doll to resemble the humanoid borg Seven Of Nine from Voyager! Any tips please send them this way!

Hee hee al is not lost – I managed to drag myself away from my world of sci-fi, fantasy and of course modelling this week to take my family to the Sensory Spa. Having been recently treated to a day at Champney’s by one of my more generous subs I thought I had not better expect too much but we were pleasantly surprised by the service and treatments. It may not have been set in idealic countryside, the robes were not of the fluffy and luxurious variety and there were no free over sized slippers to sweeten us with but the range of equipment in the gym was fantastic and the jacuzzi warm and not overcrowded. Furthermore we were given a choice of full body massage or a facial.  Well given that my small army of slaves and minions are very accommodating in the massage department if permitted, I opted for the latter and spent half an hour being smothered in creams, potions and lotions. I tend to have a pretty short attention span and usually try to keep myself busy so being forced to lie still was a good opportunity to start relaxing, even if I did have to try and keep myself awake for fear of talking gibberish in my sleep. Exclamations of “No I don’t want a tea towel!” and “check the roast potatoes”have been known to happen, including waking up in the doctors,  clinic or on the train suddenly to find people snickering at my random sleep outbursts! Lets hope that is all I said!

Well after a killer workout from which I am still aching, and trowelling off several litres of au natural pond scum from my visage, it was time to head off for some tea.  So off to Nando’s we trotted and included myself 4 witched sat cackling in the back much to the bemusement of the other customers. You know what it’s like when you get all girls together – pure silliness through and through and we couldn’t stop giggling as we discussed the lesser qualities of sweetcorn and so on….you get the gist!

After a lovely day it was off home for sleepy byes! Well I am recovering but walking up the stairs is still a challenge to my sore muscles and I feel like they have been injected with formaldehyde! That might be due to starting up my regime of lunge, press ups and other painful activities this morning – but it has to get worse before it gets better right? Watch this space for Superkaz!

Well I guess I had better get training military style. I have been invited to audition for 101 ways to leave a gameshow. I basically have to answer general knowledge questions until I get one wrong then may be catapulted, shot from a cannon or ejected from the show in various other terrifying ways! My plan is to train and then mentally prepare myself for a few weeks for this moment of pure adrenaline, working on the philosophy – that which does not kill you makes you stronger! In a blind leap of faith I am assuming it is all safety checked (and will no doubt ask this question 3 million times along the way) so the only thing to fear is fear itself….right? That is apart from looking like a total Kazspaz if I fail to answer a question a 5 year old would know…in their sleep, or if I scream like a little girl who has seen a big spider! Still, having said that I could live until 90 having never done anything this exciting and nothing to look back on. I wouldn’t be able to say “well I’ve lived my life good and well and to the full – I’m happy if I die in my sleep now”I think that would be a more terrifying prospect – don’t you?

Wish me luck and I’ll keep you posted! ;) Have a great week guys!

Some sunshine for your day

January 21st, 2010

When the skies are dark and the demons close in with their wicked claws and hateful lies I remember that love is stronger than hate, faith is greater than greed, and our best shines brighter & stronger than a devils worst.