I noticed a few of my girly friends complaining about being single on Facebook the other day, so thought I’d put together a list of why it is awesome to be single! Ok so some of the reasons are personal to me but I am sure everone have their own too.
I have done my best to keep it fun and light hearted and not rip into men! The problem is with being a Scorpio, we have very biting tongues and can unleash a whole load of venom without even trying!Therefore, I have to reign it in and play extra nice as us Scorpions can be a teeny tiny bit intense & a touch sardonic in getting our message across sometimes!
Reasons it is great to be single!
1: Being able to lie like a starfish across my King Size Bedâ€¦
2â€¦.Sideways, if I choose!
3: Being able to cuddle the cat in bed and read magazines till I fall asleep
4: I can eat cereal/chocolate/milkshake for dinnerâ€¦
5â€¦..and then weird health foods the next day to compensate with no fuss!
6: I can accept any invitations I want, and do what I want whenever I wantâ€¦my time is my own!
7: I donâ€™t have to make conversation first thing in the morning if I donâ€™t feel like it!
8: If Iâ€™m not working I can lounge in my PJâ€™s without feeling bad.
9: I can whip out the rampant rabbit whenever – guilt free!
10: I an luxuriate in my weird habits -singing to myself/making tea with 3 different types of teabag/bathing in tea etc – no one to take the piss or whinge!
11: I donâ€™t have to question myself and worry about someone else.
12: I can watch really shit movies without fear of ridicule…
13…play Miley Cyrus loudly..
14…and lip sync whilst dressing up in silly tutuâ€™s without being given â€œYou are too old for this juvenile behaviourâ€ look!
15: Less jawache!
16: and earache!
17: I can really lose myself in a project interruption free, whether that project is something serious like writing a script, or frivolous, such as researching on the internet which mascaras give you the fullest lashes!
18: The house is tidy – unless I trash it!
19: I can be spontaneous! If I start my night in Birmingham but it ends in London, and I arrive back home with my fake eyelashes stuck to my cheek and my hair is like a birds nest – whereâ€™s the bad?
20: I can flirt with hot people 100% guilt free teehee!