Bored and tempted to loot and pillage? Do you really want to spend a long stretch sharing a cell with nutters and eating porridge whilst keeping your butt securely to the wall (unless you like that in which case a gay club has a much nicer vibe!)
1. Have sex! Should you not have a partner or significant other, try to convince a friend to become a friend with benefits; failing this, push the boat out, book an escort.
2. Have a good old fashioned wank. Or seven. In fact lets have a little competition! Send in your scores on the back of a postcard 😀
3. Watch some porn! Don’t have any porn? Go get some! No, not looting â€“ from the internet you plonker!
4. Watch some porn… whilst having a wank! Note: see 2 & 3, above
5. Why not make a little video of yourself on your phone (Ideally not looting/showing off your loot!) see also 1, 2 and 4 above!
6. Post a video on youtube, redtube or other as appropriate! (see also 5 above â€“ promotion for you to use!
7. Smoke some blow, play some tunes and revel in what a chilled out mofo you are.
8. Laugh at morons posting videos of their stolen goods on social networking sites.
9. Read some sex blogs, have a go at writing your own erotic scenarios.
10. Edit the wikipedia entry for ‘Looting’
Super special secret Number “11” Write your own list of top ten things to do instead of looting!